G'DAY! G'DAY MATE! HOW YA GOWIN?! Sorrie. My name is Hologram Pam and I am extweemly shmart and clever. I like programming in C! I donte nowe oorl that mutch, but here's a majickel link wot mite majick my firstest program onto yore big circley hard drive! I am a big fan of weerd things, I often wroit sykottik stories about a retarded five year-old called Little Happap Tap, as well as other amusing and frightful characters. Here are some newsletters wot I wrote! I hope you have WinZip and Publisher! 6 have
been made so far, I have also concocted a catologue!
Download Ishoo 1 here,
Ishoo 2 here,
Ishoo 3 here,
Ishoo 4 here, Ishoo 5 here,
Ishoo 6 here
and the catologue woz back there somewhere. I put together a few loose
stories too, get 'em 'ere. I will keep you posted if I create any new issues. Me and my brother Andrew, who's 18, put together this cool song which I compressed as an MP3. Download it here. So anyway Brooce, wot are your hobberyerdaniel? "Well actullayaaoorr! Arr! I gonned retardaaaoor! Eggh!" and with that I skooped up Brooce, dumped 'im in a eggbarshket! Ooh! A eggbarshket! Anyway, I dumped in the barshket, sent him down the miles river, and got Joef to turn on the seed. But then he disserpeered! Oh well. Back to the painterdaniel board! Have a brak! Oh no! Not KiTTy?! He/She got into the braks and stole then all! Noorty KiTTy?! Have a miniture mowse then Johnnie! Ooh! It sed a rood werd! Cleer out then yoo lot! Go to Waddamana NOW! We luv u Mrs. Waddingham. But u ar very meen!. Puddink!
Hey! Do you want to subswibe to Gokki's nyoo mailink list? Yoo will get styoopid stories and various bits of pointless junk, but it's worth it! Yoov bin woorned! Mash in yore e-mail address (You might wanna make sure it's a Hotmail or Yahoo one!).
